Introducing the Wave of Shame T-shirt! Your new favourite garment for those times when a mistaken hello turns into international relocation plans!
Crafted from pure 100% combed cotton from Nicaragua, this t-shirt is softer than your hasty exit after waving at the wrong person.
Made in Nicaragua. Each t-shirt is made-to-order to reduce overproduction, which means it takes a bit longer to deliver but helps prevent waste. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Pre-shrunk to prevent any social shrinking.
Warning: Wearing this t-shirt does not actually improve your wave accuracy or guarantee instant citizenship abroad. Side effects include comfort, style, and the uncanny ability to turn any mistaken wave into a cross-continental escape plan.
