Introducing the Wave of Shame Hoodie! Your new favourite garment for those times when accidentally waving at strangers sends you apartment hunting in another continent!
Crafted from a blend more complex than your escape plans, 65% cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie is softer than your whispered "I should move to Antarctica" after a social mishap.
Made in Pakistan. Each hoodie is made-to-order to reduce overproduction, which means it takes a bit longer to deliver but helps prevent waste. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Warning: May cause increased waving anxiety and decreased local housing searches. Side effects include comfort, style, and the uncanny ability to turn any awkward wave into an international relocation plan
Overall Fit: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
