Introducing the Plant Parent Panic T-shirt! Your new favourite garment for those times when your houseplants are filing for emotional damages!
Crafted from pure 100% combed cotton from Nicaragua, this t-shirt is softer than your mumbled apologies to that overwatered iris.
Made in Nicaragua. Each t-shirt is made-to-order to reduce overproduction, which means it takes a bit longer to deliver but helps prevent waste. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Pre-shrunk to prevent any further casualties in your care.
Warning: Wearing this shirt does not actually improve your plant care skills or resurrect overwatered flora. Side effects include comfort, style, and the uncanny ability to turn any succulent into an aquatic plant.
