Mugs

Welcome to the Anxiety Armoury Mug Collection: Where Every Sip Comes with a Side of Sanity!

Attention, brave knights of the modern realm! Are you tired of facing your daily dragons armed with nothing but a boring, plain chalice? Fear not, for we present to you our illustrious Mug Collection... the perfect blend of medieval might and millennial neurosis!

From "Worry-Sized" tankards that hold enough coffee to drown a sea serpent, to cups that remind you every silver lining comes with its own personal thunderstorm, we've got a mug for every flavour of freak-out. Whether you're battling Monday morning monsters or just trying to remember if you locked the door (again), our collection is here to validate your feels and tickle your funny bone.

P.S. All mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe, because even knights deserve a break from battling dirty dishes and cold coffee. Now go forth and conquer... or at least make it to lunch without a meltdown!